40 pieces of velcro keeping our drawing paper on the wall of the studio.
2 moments when Estelle, Charlie and I thought that, despite those bits of velcro, the paper was going to fall off during the performance.
2 uses of an expletive which made me acutely aware that there were a couple of under 13s in the audience.
1 visible scene list which proved that London audiences like a visible scene list equally as much as Exeter ones do.
6 different areas in London where Myles’s character lived.
2 moments where Andy got to do “awkward flirting”.
3 variations of the name “Lucy”.
1 scene that took place on a ferris wheel.
1 scene in which Myles made Andy draw a horse, much to the audience’s amusement.
1 speech by Margaret Thatcher.
2 speeches by Boris Johnson, only one of which got a groan for one of Boris’s “funnies”.
1 speech by Spike Lee that caused a woman in the audience to exclaim “it’s exactly like that!”.
1 joke which is only ever going to work for audiences in West Yorkshire.
1000s of pieces of Lego which were thrown across the stage during the final scene.
(11 audience members who stayed behind to help us clear up – and play with – the Lego)